Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Code for Sex	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Politically Speaking
Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	White, Slimy, & Horny
Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Red Ring	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Blonde's Wine	What Sex is Polly?
Jack and Jill II	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Dr. Feelgood	Women vs. Dog Poop
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Helen Keller Joke	Al Gore's Piercings	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets
Turtle Soup	Blonde Ambition	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Lawyers' Birth Control
Pre-Paid Plan	Blonde Test	Dictaphone	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Please pass the mayo	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Hot Doggin'
Vaseline Knob	Banker Joke	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Yo mama's So Dumb	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Lab Monkeys	Bush & the Blackboard
Yo mama so fat...	Sleep Now	Intelligent Quotes	Yo mama's so fat... train
Children and Cars	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born