Yo mama's...fat

You Mama is so fat, when she's missing, they have to use both sides of the milk carton.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

High Stakes	Yo Mama... Shotgun	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Bumper Sticker Sayings
The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Marriage Requirments	Office English Dictionary	Clear Blue Easy
Question...Sex Change	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Yo Mama's So Skinny	G-spot vs. a Golfball
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Blonde Makeup	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD
Winnie the Pooh	The Blind Man and the Whore	Yo Mama's So Ugly	The Fish-Eating Competition
Yo mama's So Fat	Smart Pills	Caution: Condom Crossing	Two Old Ladies
The Businessman's Medical Problem	X-Miss	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Clinton's Protection	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Pinocchio and Splinters	Bad Day Blondie	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Latex Gloves
Orgasm-isms	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Man Beats Dog	Cubist Poo
A Definite Definition	Blonde and Tracks	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	Dog Days
Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Gary Condit's Clock	Lightbulb...Californians
Catching Osama	A Fashion Sense