Constipation

Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Blonde lumberjack	Hard Drive
Sliding Doors	Blonde with Half a Brain	Bill Gates and General Motors	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy
Code for Love	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Elmo's Redesign	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Glories of old age	Gay Picnic	Blonde with Chickens	Mechanic's Lube
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Teeth...	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	An Act of Charity
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	A Natural Blind	Chillin' Biddies	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
George Bush is So Stupid...	Young Couple	Obese Michigan Mammas	Dr. Feelgood
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Reverend	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Blonde Bedtime	Difference!	Optimistic Jack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Ask The Doctor	The First Lady's patriotic duties	You Know You're Old	Death Row in Women's Prison
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Baking Blondes	Star Trek	Yo mama's So Ugly
Love Is Blindness	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Wife's Work on the Sly	The Devout Catholic Woman
Hold the Mayo	Occupy This