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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Blonde Who Has it All	Bubba Died in a Fire
Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Code for Sex	Perfect Penis	Blonde Hits the Ground Last
Osama Gets Loaded	yo mama is so fat....	Highly Illogical	Pickle in the Pants
Easter Egg Hunt	Deernuts and Beernuts	Guns don't kill....	Windows 666
Arkansas Scholars	Blonde at the Doctor's	Redneck Truck	Whack Off
Yo mama's...Poor	Potential & Reality	Redneck Drivers	Redneck...Bath
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Upside Down Blonde	Tasties in a Half Shell
Pre-Paid Plan	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's So Stupid
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Monica's First Look
The Chinese Workman	On The Job Training	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	IBM and Lightbulbs
Tennis Balls	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Consulting Fun
Yo Mama Bath	Saving Her Butt	Yo mama's So Poor	Halle Berry Bares All
Blow pop	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions