Your mother is obese...

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Blonde and Blonder	Al Gore's Piercings	Dikfer
Line of Blondes	An Honest Lawyer	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Bug's Mind
Good for the Heart	Code for Love	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
Yo mama's So Stupid	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh	Washington Survey	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	The Blind Man and the Whore	Ask The Doctor	Capitol Parrot
Knock knock... Britney Spears	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Red Ring	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Basement	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Sheep Soup	10	Flies Have Wings, Why?
Higher Larnin'	132 legs and 8 teeth	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Bad Day Blondie
Windows 666	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Babe Watch
Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Blondes and Colds	Fred bin Flintsone
I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Sneezy	Blonde With Braces
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Ghost story for tots