Yo mama's So Skinny

Yo mama is so skinny, I sat on her lap and broke her leg.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Office English Dictionary	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Redneck Track & Field
Close But No Cigar	American Divorce	Jingle Balls	Blind Skydivers
Yo mama's...Stupid	Diplomacy Definition	You're So Poor...Christmas	You Might Be A Redneck
Monica's New Boyfriend	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Yo Mama Laundromat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	In-law vs Outlaw
The Blonde and the Jumper	Yo mama's So Stupid	How did Britney Spears...	Yo mama's... easy
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	You So Ugly	Post Turtle President
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Smokin' Dope	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
Hard Drive	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Dictaphone	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Blonde Invention	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Yo mama's...Fat	350 Pounder?	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Piano Solo
Pre-Paid Plan	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama so dirty...	J.Lo and doorknobs
Redneck Christmas Shopping	I Don't Like My Brother