Blonde Chainsaw Massacre

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?

Dead!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Brace yourself	All I Want Is a Beer!	Loose Constructionists
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	The Lord Will Provide	Get You With The Nine	Redneck...Bath
Blondes and Turtles	Blonde E-Mail	Lesbian Harem	Moms and Their Snooping
How did Britney Spears...	Wedding Night Pranks	Ice Hole	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Still Together	Blonde Kidnapper	Yo mama's...Fat	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Blonde With License	Attack of the American Women	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama's...Ugly	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	What P.M.S. Stands For	Special Remedy	Blonde Basement
B-Day Sex	Blondes and Colds	Yo mama's...Stupid	Free Sex Contestants
Pretty Hair	Yummy Mama	Bad Case of the Stutters	America has finally captured Saddam ...
National Pastime	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Rooster in His Declining Years	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher
Jack and Jill and Modern Economics	Tales From The Shire	Blonde's Salon	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap
Topless Fat Woman	I've Got Shingles