Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Toothpaste Inventor	An Ugly Position	New Rules For Employment	Bubba's Secret
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Crab Cakes	Checkout Conniption	The Origin of Little Debbie
Blond Father	Blond Father	Blonde With License	Iraqi Law
Avon Calling	Captured Blonde	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Hot Air Balloon
Mexican or Mexican't	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Blonde Bummer
Bed Football	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde and License Plates	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Out of T.P.
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Gary Condit's Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
Blonde's Coffin	Shoot The Pig	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Condit Arrest
What's A Truncheon?	Yo mama's so stupid...	PC Three Little Pigs	Hot Dog
Blonde State of Mind	Yo mama's So Fat	What do u do if a blond...	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Duck, Duck, Lawyer	Mechanic's Lube	Five Days of Christmas	Scratch Those Thangs
Yo mama so fat...	Blonde Rows of Corn