Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500

13> "None for me, thanks.  That
Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
12> "Tampax!  Get your Tampax
here!"
11> "Hey, shut up!  I can't hear
the race!"
10> "Sex with your sister!?  Man,
that's sick."
9> "My GOD, this is a splendid
Merlot!"
8> "Hey, you with the large breasts —
out of the way!  We're trying to watch a race here!"
7> "Chesterton, be a good lad and
retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attaché case. Then fetch me some clotted cream
for my scone."
6> "What a coincidence, Hank — all my
friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
5> "These are even better seats than
we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"
4> "Good morning, Mr. Trickle.
  We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..."
3> "Whew!  No more beer for me,
fellas..."
2> "Filling in for Dale 'The
Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance'
Flatley."
1> "...and now, singing our national
anthem — international recording artist Boy George!"

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