Yo mama is so nasty...

Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?" She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Bush BM	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Where Are My Meds?
Abstinence	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's football knowledge	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Little Johnny is Number One
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	The Aging Explorer	Urinalotta Trouble	Monks Made a Mistake
Blonde in Pain	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's So Fat	Adam Talks All About Eve
Still Together	Big pimpin'	Yo mama's So Poor	Sheepish
Tank Girl	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Hey Hey Fat Mama	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Family Honor	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Shriveled Lovin'
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Driver	Clocks	The Raffle
Little Leprechaun?	Viva Las Vegas	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Yo mama's...Fat
Penguin and The Mechanic	Blonde and Goldfish	Chucky at the Movies	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Burger King	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Rednecks' Dogs	Yo mama's So Flat