David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Le Stinkers	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Please pass the mayo	Sex Contract	Whack Off
Roman Warrior	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Phone Line
Redneck Anthem	Yo Mama's so old... act	Sex Relatively Speaking	Chair Man of the Board
Nutty Hunters	Like Father Like Son	Lawyer in a Tree	Tennis Balls
Monkey Business	The Blonde and the Worm	The difference between boiling water and	We're Talking Small
Jane's Dirty Mind	The corporate ladder	Lepechaun at Augusta	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
What do you call 88 rednecks...	Yo mama's smile	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Chair Man of the Board	Men and Women FAQ	Mrs. Shagwell	The Fish-Eating Competition
Blondes and Fun	The Jewish Vote	Yo mama's So Ugly	Hoshimota
Easter Blondies	The Last Southern Virgin	Soy Toy	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Small
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Chucky at the Movies