Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...

Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked what's for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Bad Lawyer	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Blonde Goes to the Airport	Thank You For Flying With Us	Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	There was this redneck that walked into a ...
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	First Cut is the Deepest	Upside Down Blonde	Elephant and Man
Bush Does a Favor	A wrinkle in time	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Yo mama's So Poor
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Flies in a Lightbulb	Star Trek	Yo mama's So Old
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Sports and Virility	Stumbling and Mumbling
What's green and smells like ...	Code for Love	Drastic Diet	Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Roadkill	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	No More Labor Pains	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Gary Condit's Pants	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Drastic Diet