Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Dr. Feelgood	Group Photo	The Great Wiener Caper
Gorilla Control	The Christmas Elf Massacre	Eternal Judgment	Tickle These, Elmo
Yo mama's So Skinny	Three Blondes	Spermally Speaking	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Coming to America	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Survivor for Alabamans	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo mama's So Hairy	Free Sex Contestants	What A Woman/Man Really Means
Annoying Boy on Bus	Blonde Alumna	Monica's First Look	Yo mama's so fat... leg
Monks Made a Mistake	Hot Revenge	Yo mama's so ugly	Yo mama's so fat... belt
The Farmer's Daughters	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Monica At The UN	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Captured Blonde	A Little Help From the Shakes	Roy the Rooster	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	What's green and smells like ...	World War III	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Yo mama's So Ugly
Ed Zachery Disease	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Clinton's Lingerie
Big Ben Blonde	Let's Live On Love