Tickle Me Dirty Politics

In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bin Laid	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Hot Tomato	Fat Chance
Yo mama and a rat	Yo mama's so fat... school	Blonde Valedictorian	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Blonde in a Library	Think About It	The Hired Help	You Work for the Government When:
Black Sheep	Glories of old age	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Redneck Death
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Blonde on Fire	A helping hand	Bombing Works
Swinging Redneck	Clear Blue Easy	North vs. South	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium
Confucious	Condom Brands	Five Pounds of Fat	Blonde Horse Sense
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Clocks	Blonde and License Plates	Smoke It
Homeward Blonde	The Blind Guy Polemic	Chores on the Farm	Sliding Doors
Bin Laid	Lawyer-Client Relations	Blonde Radio	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Hooked On Dem Jets	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Your mom is so stupid...	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Sign On The Brothel	Blonde Fish Killer	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Blonde With Braces