Talking Out of Your Ass

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Some Things You Just CAN'T	Blonde Snowman	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Marriage Requirments
Vampires in a Bar	Where's the Soup?	Call Me Back	Take yo mama to work day
Scooby Doo	Windows 666	Saddam's Bumperstickers	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Blonde's Backseat	Yo mama's So Fat
Lawyer vs. Snake	Blonde License	Southern University Psychology	Radical Procedure
Twisted Baby Joke	Birdy	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Friendly Neighbors
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	The Clever Lawyer	Post Turtle President
Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Soy Toy	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Walk the Walk	Blonde's Finals
Grosser Than Gross Kiss	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Elevator Scene	Blonde's Wine
Tennis Balls	Garden of Eden	George W. and Moses	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked
Bush's Morning Run	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Better Luck Next Time
Inventions	Clinton's Music