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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Adult Swim	Pool	Smart Pills
Blonde with Money	Chalkboard Culprit	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Blonde's Earrings	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Women Pass Less Gas	Blonde and a Pig
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	What are you thinking about?	Yo Mama's So Fat... World
Broomsticks	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Scags Who Blew Bill	Condom Size Tester
Yo mama's So Ugly	What is LXIX?	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Guess What I Am?
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Optimistic Jack	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
Circumcisional Evidence	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	You Might Be A Redneck	The Seven Dwarfs
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Loose Potatoes	Crappy Date
Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Old Ladies and The Flasher	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Brainy Blonde	Lunch is back
Yo mama's...Poor	Rules For Work	The Aggie	Flour Patch
Hillbilly Newlyweds	CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...