Lawyer vs. Snake

A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em? The snake had skid marks in front of him.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	Fire Truck	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Wal-marks the spot
Brown and Serve	Yo mama's So Old	Big Tongue	A falling out
Twelve Inch Pianist	Soapy Sales	Pa Won't Like It	Rare Disorder
The Bill Clinton Sale	Baking Blondes	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Grand Theft Auto
Ask The Doctor	A Few Good Men	In a murder trial...	Iranians
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Man Of The House	A Natural Blind
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Redneck Thief	Two Things About a Blonde
Yo mama is so dumb...	Toothbrush Salesman	Yo Mama's Underwear	10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
Optimistic Jack	Smartass Record Shop	The Wet and the Blonde	Flower Flub-o-rama
Peeing Leprechaun	The Annual Check-Up	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Reagan and Clinton
Garden of Eden	Captured Blonde	It Ain't Surgery	Gross Grandma
Air Head on a Beer	Hot Air Balloon	69er's Get Sacked	Clinton's Finished Now
The Annual Check-Up	Fish Market