Blonde's Earrings

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings?

A. Ankle holsters.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	What's Rough and Hairy?	Christmas Carol Parrot	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Lawyers and God	Kleenex	Blonde...Bananas
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Blonde in a Round Room	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Rent
Hole in One	The Vampire	Yo Mama's so old... act	Urinalotta Trouble
100,000 Frenchman	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Ugly	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Yo Mama's So Small	First Class Blondie
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	One hungry Bush...	Jenna's Predicament	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Scratch Those Thangs	Blonde NASA Engineer	What Didja Learn?	Why did the blonde go up on top...
Blonde Suicide	Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Finder's keepers	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
One day a hunter was walking...	She's So Blonde	Corpsalicious!	Rednecks' Dogs
Fortune 500	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Beans & Onions: Delicious	New Baby
Doctor's Orders	Yo mama's so stupid