Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: 'Oh, shit!' In Texas 94% said: 'Hold my beer. Watch this.'

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Tenessee Football Player	Natural Blonde	You might be a redneck if your daddy...
Why God Created Man	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so dumb...
Paper Street	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Uncle Tommy's Closet
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Ask The Doctor	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Suicidal Blonde	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo mama's So Stupid	Your mother is obese...
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	An Act of Charity	The Wet and the Blonde	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Florida Orange Growers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Corpsalicious!	Mommy, Mommy!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Elephant Physiology	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
Breakfast of Champions	You So Ugly	Blondes and Gas Stations	Yo mama's So Stupid
Man and Pharmacist	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	3 Vampires
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Monica's First Look	Orgy at Never Neverland	Friendly Neighbors
Yo mama so dirty...	Beep Beep