No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal?

Dick.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Redneck...TV Antenna	Redneck... Fast Food	The Offspring
Blonde in the Third Grade	Concorde Humor	Easter Egg Hunt	Redneck Recycling
Yo mama's So Stupid	Crab Cakes	Stayin' Alive	Capitol Parrot
40' Long and Stinky	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil
Blonde License	Blonde Laugh	Grass Eater	Blonde Bird
Blonde's Shoes	Dubya 'n' Drugs	How did Britney Spears...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blondes Doing the Wave	Bartender	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	TeleBlond
Thermos and Blonde	Rastavirgins	Adventures in Disneyland	Bimbo Joke
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Work Blows	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...
Blondes on a Rope	Yo mama's So Lazy	Blonde's Finals	Party!
Yo mama so dirty...	Legalese	Para-shoot	Yo mama's so nasty...
Can't Take You Anywhere	The Housebroken Redneck	Yummy Mama	Yo mama's so stupid... tv
Wife's Work on the Sly	Spermally Speaking