747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Protection	Go To The LMV	Yo mama's so fat...	Guns don't kill....
3 Wishes	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde - Contractor	Yo mama's...Fat
A Mall Order	Yo mama's So Fat	Yum!	Blonde with Money
Four Men and Their Dogs	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Pink Floyd
Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama is so nasty...	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Straight Leper Flush	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Chores on the Farm
Executive Decision	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Euro-English Instead of German	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde...Bananas
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Leeches	Don't Say This During Sex	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
The Blonde Hostess	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Redneck... Rich	Fire Truck
Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Enron Transcripts	Southern Values	Long Road Home
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Tap Dancin'	Steroid Breast Stroke	Country Politics
Yo mama's... easy	Hey DJ