747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Carpet	Computer Breasts
Kleenex	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Dought Girl	Redneck Teeth
72?	Redneck Engineering Exam	Minor differences	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Yo Mama's So Poor	Hooked On Dem Jets	Pervert Psychiatrist	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur
Yum!	The New 69	Laxative Cough Therapy	Curious Pickup Line
Gold Digger	Redneck Accessories	Redneck Ghost Story	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie
Yo mama's So Hairy	Goverment Wrestling Federation	The Naked Truth	Yo mama's So Stupid
S & M	Swinging Redneck	Yo mama's So Fat	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny
Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Why don't witches wear panties?	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's...Ugly
One hungry Bush...	JFKaput	Confucius Say	Blonde Brushing Hair
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Hard Drive	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Authentic Grafitti
Use Your Pituitary	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Don't Step Out of the Car	Yo Mama's...Old
Hard Sleepin'	Yo mama's so fat... runs