Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Adam 'n' Eve	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Pickle Slicer	Fast Food	A Small Journey Through Hell	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Three Hellos	Fishing for a Week	Bone Diggers	Blonde on the Run
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Where's the Blow Hole	Roadkill	Blonde Nurse
The Fish-Eating Competition	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Le Stinkers	Five Pounds of Fat
Leggy Blonde	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	George Bush is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Fat
100,000 Frenchman	Mom's Sponge	Yo Mama's Feet	Yo mama's...Stupid
A blonde was cooking dinner	Baldy Pants	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo mama's...Fat
Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Brown and Serve	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	What's A Truncheon?	Yo mama's...Ugly	Saran Wrap
Yo mama is a fatty	Clinton's Favorite Things	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
Pitching a Tent	Latex Gloves	Land Of Milk And Honey	Five Days of Christmas
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo mama's So Poor