Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Little People have little...	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
Bill Gates and General Motors	Germans Love Limbaugh	Sports and Virility	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Nursery Crimes	Blonde - Death in the Family	Donkey and Onion	Visiting Grandma...
Monica's First Look	Christmas In Heaven	Tank Girl	Pre-Paid Plan
Beer Translations	First Class	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	A blonde was cooking dinner
Yo mama's So Flat	Yo mama's So Poor	Mrs. Shagwell	One hungry Bush...
Bush and Polly	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Soapy Sales	Speaking Women-ese
Yo mama's So Stupid	Atlanta School Board	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo mama's so Fat
Drastic Diet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Stupid	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Dirty Knees	Party!
Moleasses	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Clinton's Finished Now
Bzzzz	One hungry mama	What would you do?	I'll Give You...
That's Meaty	Dr. Dre's Prognosis