Leper Stew

How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Redneck College Grad	Two Things About a Blonde	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Counting Condoms	Little Wanky	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Arkansas Scholars
Crab Cakes	Houston Schoolin'	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's So Ugly
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Improvements in Hell	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Where do one legged people?
Redneck Honeymoon	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Yo mama's...Fat	Laptop
You Might Be Tough	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Scratch Those Thangs	Drivers' Ed
Respectfully Cheating	Name That Animal, Kids	Jew Unit	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Adam and Eve, Surprised	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Yo mama's So Small	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
If Ever You're Choking...	Pre-Paid Plan	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Bush is a Puppet?
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Yo mama's...Fat	69
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Carpet	Microwave Cookery	Cow with No Legs
Yo mama's smile	Houston Schoolin'