Blondes and Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Snowman	Gore & Pantyhose	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Yo Mama's So Ugly	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Little Johnny is Number One	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List
Horny Toad	What did the blonde say after ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Double Wide
Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo mama is so poor...	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
You Work for the Government When:	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	Five Pounds of Fat	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Yo mama's So Ugly	Steak and Sex	Euro-English Instead of German	Blonde's Tricycle
Bush Fans	Hand-Eye Coordination	Cuban Delicacy	Brain Cell
Yo mama's...Short	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Lawyers' Birth Control
If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Lift Off	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Late Cannibal
Friendly Neighbors	Gone Camping	Really Bloody Mary	Coming Into The Closet
Smokey the Bear	Skip To My Fool	Men With No Arms or Legs	Yo mama's So Ugly
Redneck Feast	President Hillary