Redneck Fly-swatter

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your back scratcher.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Cow with No Legs	Yo mama's so fat... school	Helisoft
You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Four Worms and a Funeral	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Peanut In Your Ear
String in the Pants = Clean Hands	I'm a Barbie Girl	Blonde Fired	Perfect Penis
Clinton's Protection	Heaven and Hell	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
Curious Pickup Line	Things Just Fallin' Off	Sports and Virility	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit
Yo mama's So Hairy	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Clinton and the Pope
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Gorilla in Heat	LSD Cocktail	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Getting Old	Hide the Duke	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	That's crazy	Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Elephant Time	Elevator Scene	Redneck Christmas	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy	Genealogy	Lesbian Eskimo	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Student Nurse	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo Mama's Couch	Waterlogged Blonde
Roy the Rooster	Redneck Disaster