Spermally Speaking

"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Socks	Yo mama's So Ugly	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
The Blonde And The E-mail	First Day Out	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Whack Off
Annoying Boy on Bus	Pink Floyd	Parakeet Cereal	Clinton's Interns
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Taking Out the Garbage	Stuffing	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Buried Lawyers	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
A Blonde's Brain At Work	First Cut is the Deepest	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	You Bet Your (Sex) Life
Why God Created Man	Sleeping Blonde	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Political Pampers	Sex Contract	Mommy, Mommy!	Helen Keller Joke
Toothbrush Salesman	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Arkansas Toothbrush
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	What Do You Call?	The Shakes	Yo mama's so dumb...
Eating is a Sport	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
A Mall Order	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Clinton's Finished Now	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Homosexual	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...