Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Coming to America	Door Hinge	Exotic Male Dancer
The First Profession	Horny Toad	Burger King	Penis Requests a Raise
A blonde goes into a music store and...	Yo mama is so nasty...	You Might Be A Redneck	Smile if You're Blonde
Indecent Exposure	Yo mama's...Door	Question...Sex Change	X-Miss
The Quotable Marion Barry	Virgins in Caves	Let's Play War	Redneck Fly-swatter
Like Midgets In The Night...	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Monica's First Look	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Tag Team	Dinner's Ready!	The Hired Help	Capitalism for Dummies
Sensitive Men	Clinton Poll	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Cuban Delicacy
Bad Lawyer	High Stakes	What's the difference between a blonde...	Ark-N-Saw
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	One hungry mama	If Ever You're Choking...
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo mama's So Nasty	Parsley	Captured Blonde
Pro Congress?	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Sleeping Blonde
Fast Food for Rednecks	Ear Condoms