Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	National Bird
Yo mama's tities...	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Obese Michigan Mammas
Yo mama so short...	Yo' Face So Greasy	Yo Mama's So Fat	Let's Live On Love
Mail Order Blonde	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Blondehole
A Horse Walks Into a Bar	We're Studying Hard	Stooooopid Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain
Cris Cross	Chilled Crabs	An Act of Charity	Carpet
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Men's English	Yo Mama's So Stank
Clinton's Lingerie	Yo Mama's So Small	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama's So Stupid
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Don't Kick the Animals, Man
Babe Watch	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	International Beer Syndrome	Why don't witches wear panties?
Put It On Your Organ	3 Men, 3 Wishes	De-evolution	Yo Mama's So Poor
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's...Stupid	Five Pounds of Fat	Authentic Grafitti
Wedding Night	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...