Blonde Tip-toe

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Jingle Balls	Blonde Cell Death	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Four Men and Their Dogs
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