What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	Le Stinkers	A Definite Definition	Free Sex with Fill Up
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Where's the Soup?	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Shoot The Pig
Yo Mama	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Clinton & KFC
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	What P.M.S. Stands For
Fix This	Invisible Carrots	Designated drunkard	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Free Sex Contestants	High Sperm Count	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Jane's Addiction	Honda	A Country War	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Rednecks and TV	Dubya 'n' Drugs	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Fortune 500	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Vaseline Knob
Thermos and Blonde	Virgins in Caves	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Birdie Poem
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Yo mama's... stupid	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
69	David Beckham	Curly Sue	Parsley
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats