Lawyer in a Tree

How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? Cut the rope.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and a Pig	Virgin Trucker	Tricky, Tricky	The Millennium Kid
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Lawyer and Vulture	Heavenly HMO	Fast Food
Go To The LMV	Loitering Mama	You Work for the Government When:	Osama Bin Lighted
JFKaput	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Fat
77 vs 69	Clinton and the Pope	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Baby Talk
Taxed Blonde	Monica's Testimony	Sons Devoted to Mom	Who dun it?
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Tap Dancin'	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Yo mama's...Kidnappers
Bleachin Yo Mama	Dye, Blonde, Dye	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Yo mama's...Fat
Mirror, Mirror	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Gassy Broad	Minor differences
Farmer Joe and his Mule	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Getting Weighed	Dr. Doctor	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Hoshimota
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	Salesman: A New One, Really	Bin Laden vs Custer	Brother is "Out"
Hey DJ	Blondes and Pickles