Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bin Laid	It Ain't Surgery	Nasty Mama	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde Protection	Natural Blonde	Genie and the Taliban	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex
Heaven and Hell	Monster Valentine	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Clinton's Protection
That's crazy	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Eternal Judgment
Brown and Serve	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Dr. Feelgood	Dear Old Dad
NASCAR	Closer to God	Naked Man on the Run	Call Me Back
Lawyers in the Trees	The Blind Man	Yo mama's...Stupid	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Mechanical Sex	Goverment Wrestling Federation	The President Sucks
Rope a Dope	Doe a Deer	There's No People Like Snow People	Redneck Computer Lingo
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	The Quotable Marion Barry	Para-shoot
Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Yo Mama's Feet	Young Couple	Thermos and Blonde
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Yo mama's So Stupid	Laxative Cough Therapy	Balls and Old Ladies
The Seven Dwarfs	Yo mama's So Stupid