Lawyer vs. Water Fowl

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Where Are My Meds?	A Definite Definition	The Last Southern Virgin	Heffahump
Think About It	Clinton & KFC	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	A man's logic
Chalkboard Culprit	40' Long and Stinky	P. Diddy on a Diet	The Great Wiener Caper
Growing Old	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	The Blonde And The E-mail
Red Ring	The Holy Water	Toe Curl	Pre-Paid Plan
The Blonde Fox	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Me, I want a hoola hoop
A Natural Blind	Dr. Feelgood	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	White, Slimy, & Horny
Yo Mama's Underwear	Don't Say This During Sex	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Redneck Wins the Lottery
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Hoshimota	You Might Be A Redneck	Loose Potatoes
Yo mama' got sauce	Yo mama's...Fat	Ear Condoms	Country Politics
Yo mama's So Fat	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Halle Berry Bares All	Dream on
Blonde Tag	Inventions	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	The 11th Commandment
River Deep	Taliban Poetic Justice