Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	The Eternal Optimist	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Women vs. Dog Poop
Concorde Humor	Topless Fat Woman	The Blonde And The E-mail	POV
What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Dikfer	Scooby Doo	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Blonde with Money	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Lightning Storm	Pickmeup	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Pervert Psychiatrist
Widows98	Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Yo mama's So Stupid
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	The Millennium Kid	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Marriage Made In Heaven	Hey DJ	What Do I Look Like?
The Teacher's Gift	Double Wide	Clinton Stew	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
War Pigs	Paris Native	A blonde was cooking dinner	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Circumcisional Evidence	Reverend	A man's logic
Brain Cell	Stumbling and Mumbling	Taxation	Blonde - Detectives
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	I Don't Like My Brother