Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Just Wanna Ride	Redneck Bubble Baths	Fat Chance	Two Things About a Blonde
Blonde Bicycle	Door Hinge	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Drink up	Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's So Ugly
Beautiful?	Losin' It	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Why I Am So Tired
Blonde's Favorite Group	Little Voice	What a stupid mama!	Painting A Wall
Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Dirty Tricks	Yo Mama's So Ugly	What do you call a prostitute's children?
You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	Three Girls Go Camping	Osama's New City	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Blonde Horse Sense	New Baby	Talking Out of Your Ass
Bubble Blowing Duckies	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Sanitary Blonde	Heh. Stupid Blondes.
Mommy, Mommy!	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	Afghani Fowl	Blonde - Contractor
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Hungry Blonde	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	The 69ers
Redneck Sex Ed	Hot Lunch	Yo Mama's so old... act	Bird and Bloke
Mafia Christmas	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently