Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	5 presidents are on a plane	Beatles	Blonde and a Pig
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Drunken Man and Blonde	Paper Street	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Monster Mystery	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo Mama's So Old	Blondes n' Crayons
Snack Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Gary Condit's M.O.	Indecent Exposure
River Deep	Yo mama's...Fat	Circumcision...At Your Age?	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Blonde and House	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Hot Lunch
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Blondes and Fun	Breakfast of Champions	Yo mama's So Stupid
A Few Good Men	Yo mama's so nasty...	A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	The Test	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Blond Restroom Attendant	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Yo Mama's So Ugly	White, Slimy, & Horny
Do it like mammals	Another Saturday Night	The Hired Help	You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne
Who Let The Blondes Out?	Condom Brands	Blonde at the Doctor's	Student Nurse
Pad Talking	Holiday