Attention Shoppers!

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dear Diarrhea	The Great Wiener Caper	Fire Truck	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Yo mama's So Hairy	Lawyers in the Trees	Funny Business
Redneck...Ironing Board	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Jungle Gaiety	Blonde License
West Virginia Custody Battle	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Dumb as Rocks	Dirty Tricks
Yo mama's so stupid	Montana Ghost Story	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Yo mama's...Fat	Grandpa Gets Off	6.9	Lawyers Off Bridge...
Southern Foreplay	Cris Cross	Jumping Rope	Birdy
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Iranians	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Pothead Shopper	Sliding Doors	Para-shoot	Rules of the South
Mommy, Mommy!	Hide the Duke	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Ancient Chinese Torture
Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo mama's So Fat	New Canadian Flag	Stumbling and Mumbling
What Sex is Polly?	Scratchy Lottery	Yo mama's So Poor	Gross Grandma
Blonde Overdue	History Remembers Bill Clinton