Morning at the White House

    White House staffers were
perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's
panties pinned to his arm. Somewhat used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went
about their daily tasks.

    As the day wore on, several
VIPs were ushered in and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important
affairs of the state.  Each one left with a puzzled expression on his face, but no
one dared ask the President's personal business.

    Finally, Betty Currie,
Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and gently closed
the door behind her.  "Mr. President," she said.

    "We've come to expect
many unusual things from you but we're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a
pair of woman's panties on your arm.  Please tell me this doesn't mean more

    "Oh no," the
President grinned, "it's the patch.  I'm trying to quit."

130 votes, And 3136 Hits

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Highest Rated Jokes
What Is Politics?
Yo mama's So Stupid
Rope a Dope
Redneck... Fast Food
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Female Comebacks
Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Oh My God!
Mexican or Mexican't
Your teeth are so busted...
Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo
A little boy wrote to Santa ...
Psychology Class
Yo mama's So Wrinkly

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
The Worst
Dead Bird
Golf and Public Restrooms
Which girlfriend should I marry?
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Stay Home Blonde