Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Blonde Passenger	Yo mama's So Stupid	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
What Are Politics?	Mail Order Blonde	Yo mama's...So Hairy	The Day Owl and The Night Cat
Redneck Porch	Sneezy	Blondes and Pierced Ears	Canni Ball!
Blonde and Missed Bus	Dentata	First Cut is the Deepest	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Golf Fatality	George Bush is So Stupid...	Invisible Carrots	Man and Pharmacist
Blonde Goes to the Airport	Redneck Yardwork	Yo mama's....Halloween	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Double Wide	Lawyer in a Tree	Blonde Laugh	Osama's Spawn
Politician Walking	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	What is LXIX?	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Yo mama's So Hairy	Early Stages of Viagra Development	TeleBlond	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Made in Canada	A very successful lawyer parked his...	A falling out
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Yo mama's...Fat
What Do I Look Like?	Put It On Your Organ