How many programmers?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Bush BM	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies
Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	A Zoo Story	Blonde Valedictorian	Closest Shave Ever
Burying Osama	Poker... or Her...	The Great Wiener Caper	Your Profession and Your Libido
Think About It	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Driver's License Application	Lift Off
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Bleachin Yo Mama	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Multi-Balls	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Keep Gabby Reece Away
Yo mama's So Fat	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Blonde's Vocabulary	Milking it
Mrs. Shagwell	Political Pampers	Dikfer	Taxed Blonde
Redneck Grandma	Hamburger Helper	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Bad Lawyer
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Florida Orange Growers	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Lawyer-Client Relations	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Horse Tears
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Bush Does a Favor	Definition of Suspicious
Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Redneck...Bath