Lawyers or Rats?

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?

They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	Bubba Died in a Fire	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Clinton and a lightbulb	Carpet	Blonde Meets Cheerios	Abstinence
Pickle Slicer	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	A manager walks into his office...	Leeches
Iraqi Funerals	Baldy Pants	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Capitalism for Dummies
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Arctic Hooker	Blonde...Bananas	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
Naked Man on the Run	Gags For The Office Drone	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Chew on this
Frenchman and Farm Animals	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Black Sheep	Frenchman and Farm Animals
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Clinton Stew	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Test
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Fly-swatter	Medical Miracles
Joining the Colony	Osama Mama	Piano Solo	Big Tongue
Pay-Per-Blonde	Microsoftie	Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
Monica's First Look	South Park Haters...	Goverment Wrestling Federation	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer
Bin Laden vs Custer	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.