Women vs. Dog Poop

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Don't Choke	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Osama's Covered Wagon
Osama Gets Loaded	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Technically and Reality?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig
Blondes and Iceberg	NASCAR	After the Honeymoon...	Yo mama's so fat... hospital
Job Application	Bob Dole's Underwear	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player
We're Talking Small	Lip Service	Chilled Crabs	Feelin' Blue
Move Over Little Johnny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Hobo vs. Homo	Holiday
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Men's English	Swinging Redneck	Relay Race
Burnt Blonde Ears	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Sanitary Blonde	Carefully Placed Periods
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Redneck At The Restaurant	The Blonde and the Blinker	What's Your Poison?
The Naked Truth	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Le Stinkers
Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Parsley	Quickie	The Birds and the Bees
Tap Dancin'	Wet Lawyers	Blonde and Tracks	Blondes and Pickles
Women and Pool Tables	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish