Safe Sex

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Hilarious Signs	Lawyer and Sperm
Dr. Feelgood	Redneck Track & Field	Bathtub Anxieties	Jungle Fever
You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Blonde Bird Killer	Darn Crazy Kids
Snakeskin Punny	Yo Mama's So Fat	Smile if You're Blonde	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
High Sperm Count	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy	The Blind Man	Better Luck Next Time
The Golden Fiddle	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Redneck Wedding	Yo mama's So Fat
Riding in Cars With Boys	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Yo mama's So Stupid	Grandpa Gets Off
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Please pass the mayo	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
A Shave and a Shine	100,000 Frenchman	Yo mama's So Ugly	Doctor Demented
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Fat	Gassy Broad	Elephant Physiology
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	Circumcisional Evidence	A Lawyer and A Politician	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	Blonde State of Mind	Pickle Slicer	Yo mama's So Stupid
Y'Might Be A Redneck	You're A Redneck If...