Jokes
Links

 

 

Aliens Attack

 
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another
planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

142 votes, And 3663 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Highest Rated Jokes
What Is Politics?
Yo mama's So Stupid
Rope a Dope
Redneck... Fast Food
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Female Comebacks
Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Hoshimota
Oh My God!
Mexican or Mexican't
Your teeth are so busted...
Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo
A little boy wrote to Santa ...
Psychology Class
Yo mama's So Wrinkly

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
The Worst
Pencil
Dead Bird
Golf and Public Restrooms
Coma
Which girlfriend should I marry?
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Stay Home Blonde
President