Choose Wisely

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?

Because New Jersey got first pick!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Sunroof You All Night Long	Saddam Hussein	Redneck... Fast Food
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Moms and Their Snooping	The Dough Boyz
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Arctic Hooker	Blond Restroom Attendant	747 Full of Lawyers
Redneck Death	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	That's tacky	Thank You For Flying With Us
Redneck Honeymoon	Buried Lawyers	Free Sex Contestants	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde's Wine	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Star Trek
A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	The 11th Commandment	Blonde - Elmo Factory	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
Thermos and Blonde	Fortune 500	Baby Talk	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Lawyers' Birth Control	Go Fish	It's What's For Dinner
Yo Mama's So Fat...	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Bin Laden vs Custer	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
The Bill Clinton Sale	Air Mattress	Five Pounds of Fat	Hot Tomato
Jenna and Barbara's Companion	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Yo Mama's So Ugly	A Real WANGsta
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Running for Office