Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Lawyers and God	Where's the Soup?	Yo Mama's So Small
Blonde Bicycle	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Blonde Cell Death	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Redneck Anthem	Old Ladies and The Flasher	Blonde and Dictionary	Blondes and Gas Stations
The Dough Boyz	Yo mama's So Stupid	Holy Water	Tennis Balls
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Three Blondes	Woman Says, Man Hears	Broomsticks
Women Pass Less Gas	Breast Stroke	Perfumed Blonde	Getting Old
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Moms and Their Snooping	Liberal Jokes	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer
Gary Condit's M.O.	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Full Speed Ahead
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Hiding In The Closet	Monks Made a Mistake	No Special Sauce?
Strict Sex Schedule	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
Yo mama's...Stupid	SF Pregnancy Rate	Mirror, Mirror	Yo mama's So Old
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Y'might Be A Redneck	Dutch Virgin	Blonde in a Tree
Clinton Monument	Redneck Anthem