50 cent

What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?

He married her!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Carpet	Exotic Male Dancer	Osama Gets Loaded
Yo mama's So Fat	Like Father Like Son	Unlikely	Tennis Balls
Chicken and egg are lying in...	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Osama's Covered Wagon
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Politics and Golf	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Country Politics
Pervert Psychiatrist	Elevator Scene	Be Careful What You Wish For	Milking it
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Guess Who?
Rhoids	The Quotable Marion Barry	Playing Doctor	Twelve Inch Pianist
Not Going To Try This Again	Blonde and a Pig	Special Remedy	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas
A helping hand	IBM and Lightbulbs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Bush Gets Testy
Old People And Nastiness	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo mama's So Stupid	Microwave Cookery
Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Yummy Mama	Hot Air Balloon
Lack of Vision	Al Gore's Piercing	69	Christmas Bonus
Topless Fat Woman	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong