Who to Shoot?

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

747	Osama Gets Loaded	Burnt Blonde Ears	Deernuts and Beernuts
G-spot vs. a Golfball	Bill Of No Rights	Guns don't kill....	Deathbed Lawyer
Stained	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Arkansas Toothbrush	Mouth Organ
Condom	Bob Dole's Band	Instant-Win Airbags!	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's So Poor	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Blondes and Turtles
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Ugly	Put It On Your Organ
Yo mama's...So Hairy	Wizard of Oz	Boo Hoo	Blonde With Braces
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Blonde and Doorknobs	Gay Man in Church	Redneck Death
Osama is Dead	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck...TV Antenna
Yo mama's So Flat	David Beckham	Good, Bad, Worse	Grandpa Gets Off
Plaster Lawyers	Sunroof You All Night Long	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Designated drunkard
A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis	The Grand Forks Flood Film	Taliban Bingo	How Smart is Zach?
69	Blonde Brains