The Hook

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	A Definite Definition	Tigger Please
Bzzzz	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	The Origin of Little Debbie	Intelligent Quotes
The Teacher's Gift	Two fraternity brothers...	Shriveled Lovin'	Blonde Looking for a Job
Satisfaction	Jingle Balls	What Has 100 Teeth?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Lawyer in a Tree	Southern Foreplay	Yo mama's So Flat
Executive Decision	Blonde NASA Engineer	Speaking Women-ese	Smokin' Dope
Chuckie Cheese Please	LSD Cocktail	Fooled You	Lawyers vs. Vampires
Yo mama's So Ugly	Ba Ba Black Sheep	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Testing, Testing
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Escape a DWI Rap	Government Tactics
No More Labor Pains	Southern Values	Pickle Slicer	Gary Condit's Pants
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	One-Eyed Blonde	Ash Blonde	Poor Mama
The Shakes	Running for Office	Streakers and Strokers	What's The Difference, Yo?
Lesbian Vampires	A Daring New Position